| Log On: |
Making the wood stove hotter. |
| Log Off: |
Don't add wood. |
| Monitor: |
Keep an eye on the wood stove. |
| Download: |
Getting the firewood off the pickup. |
| Mega Hertz: |
When you're not careful downloading (watch the toes!) |
| RAM: |
The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work. |
| Hard Drive: |
Getting home in mud season. |
| Chip: |
What to munch on. |
| Micro Chip: |
What's left in the bag when the chips are gone. |
| Modem: |
What you did to the hay fields. |
| Lap Top: |
Where little kids feel comfy. |
| Software: |
Plastic eating utensils. |
| Mouse: |
What eats the horses' grain in the barn. |
| Enter: |
C'mon in! |
